do you actually have this "TOOMUCHONMYMIND"

Are you affected with sleepness nights? This condition may be caused by Toomuchonmymindinitis. Millions of American have this condition and there is nothing a doctor can precsribe to help you. Have you tried Xanax, Prozac, Tylenol P.M., Clonepon, Advil P.M. Have you tried taking all these at once and you still couldn't sleep. Here are the symptons:: Do you flip thru 1084 channels of absolutely nothing to watch on your T.V., Do you fall asleep for and hour then wake up and stare at the ceiling, Do you toss and turn all night, Do you turn the T.V. back on just to find ads for sex toys and penis enlargement. Well there is no cure for this affliction. If you were born before 9-11-01 you probably have some form of Toomuchonmymindinitis. It all started when George Bush stood on pile of rubble that once were the World Trade Towers and said he was going to get the bastards that did this to us. Did you wake up the next morning to find out we were in Iraq?? We were told there were weapons of mass destruction, he was harboring terrorists and murdering his own people. Well I bought that line of crap hook line and sinker. The only part I didn't mind was him murdering his own people. Really who gives a shit as long as he wasn't murdering ours. We attacked a country with 4 tanks, 1 Jeep, 2 Colt 45 pistols, 1 Rifle and sand as far as the eye can see. He was in the right area of the world just the wrong country. I don't know about you but I don't recall Bin Laden being there. Then we went into Afghanistan to wipe out the Taliban. Well this was a good thing and he was headed in the right direction. Our mighty military ( The Greastest in the World ) found Bin Laden in the mountains of Tora Bora for unexplainable reasons he was not captured or killed. Then the pant load from Texas said he was living in a cave or was dead. Okay Georgie boy was he in a cave or dead. I think not you stupid bastard. Years dragged on and Toomuchonmymindinitis worsened. After 8 years of the Texas Dolt it was time to pick a new President ( Thank God ). The only problem is the American people picked the wrong one. Oh yes, that bullshit phrase " Hope and Change" This new President picked our pockets and left us with no hope and only change. He did catch Osama Bin Laden. Do you recall where he was? No he wasn't at the Pakistani Hyatt but pretty close. He was leaving in the biggest complex in Pakistan right next to a Pakistani military base. So after they captured and killed this douche bag you got one goods night sleep. Then Toomuchonmymindinitis kicked right back in. Now your mind was racing. First of all we never took out the pricks that started all of this. The Saudis. The scumbags that flew the planes into the towers were Saudis. Yes Saudis, Camel riding, robe wearing, dirty smelling, oil rich scumbags. And therein lies the problem OIL. You know what we got in return. Are you stupid? We got 4.00 dollars a gallon gas. So the Toomuchonmymindinitis continues, because I have to work my ass off to pay for all the government handouts and bailouts. Now I am worried that by the time I retire my government handout won't be there for me. Are you stupid again? Social Security. Thats right I need that 500 a month to pay my mortgage, electric bill, water bill, cable bill, gas bill delivery and the 16.95 for the 50 lb bag of Purina dog food so I can eat.