Friday, January 13, 2012

Big Ben, Broncos, and Brotherly Love

Looks like Big Ben ( not the tower in London ) had a tough Sunday afternoon. Yes Sunday, Gods day, therefore this dirt bag didn't stand a chance against Tebow and the Broncos.
Big Ben got sacked so many times I thought he was a potato. Yes, Ben the rapist and woman beater couldn't beat the Broncos. I bet if it was a women's team he could beat them.
What is it with Pennsylvania and their felon quarterbacks. Vick for the Eagles and Rottenburgers for the Steelers. This douche bag that plays for Pittsburgh, a city that consists of 4 wooden houses and two dirt roads. One of the dirt roads takes you into West Virginia. Pittsburgh with a fan base that can't spell Pittsburgh. Have you ever been to this shit hole.
99% of the people that live there are street vendors that sell Steeler merchandise. So you have the Pirates, Penguins, Steelers. What happened couldn't come up with another name that started with a ( P ). I got one for you, how about Pricks. Listen to me Ben you are no Terry Bradshaw so get on your motorcycle get on Rte 80 get that sucker up to about 120 and hit a bridge abutment. Yeah your the same Big Ben that goes to a nightclub ( I didn't even know they have a night club in Pittsburgh ) enters the ladies room and attempts to rape and beat an innocent woman. Your a douche bag. If that was my daughter not only wouldn't you be playing football you wouldn't be breathing.

What is it with Pennsylvania? Is there something in the water. How about the Flyer fans that beat on the Ranger fan. I guess I would be pissed off if I came from a city with a cracked bell, row houses and a TV show called Parking Wars. Have you ever watched this show. These morons keep getting their cars towed for illegal parking. Then they go to the impound and don't have the 1.50 to get their car back. This is the city of Brotherly Love. What don't these pant loads understand about Brotherly Love. Who would waste there money to travel to Pennsylvania to watch a New York Team play any Pennsylvania team. Their fans don't have the money to travel here so why pump money into their economy. Watch it on TV and stay home or go support your local pub. This is the same city that has that rat infested restaurant called Bookbinders and Philly cheap steaks . I guess if you like minor league fields like Citizens Bank Park. My sister can hit home runs there. Or you can go to Pittsburgh and watch the Pirates. I would rather shove broken glass under my finger nails.

This is another one of those states that wave towels when there teams play. It is obvious they are not using the towels to wash themselves. I didn't know you could have that many beer stained jerseys in one state. Listen if your looking to get to Ohio from New York unfortunately you have to drive thru Pennsylvania. Just don't stop depending on the season to see the Penquins, Flyers, Steelers, Eagles or the Sixers. The live you save may be your own. GO BRONCOS
 

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