Dear America, Stop Being a Pussy!!!

There is a country in the middle east called Iran. Yes this is one of those countries with lots of sand, lots of people that smell and people walking around in robes like it is 200 B.C.
The country is run by a religious fanatic called an Ayatollah. ( I had one of those but the wheels fell off ) . You ask, what is an Ayatollah? It is an old man with a beard, wearing a toga or something of that nature who believes woman should be raped, stoned, murdered and abused, that Islam is the only religion and we are infadels and men should smell. This piece of shit gives orders to a president. This guy is the same prick who led the hostage crisis in the 70's when Jimmy the pant load Carter was president. I believe his name is, Igotadickinmyhand.

We are now entering the next crisis with the Iranians. Igotadickinmyhand is threatening to block the Strait of Hormuz. Doesn't he know we will turn the Iranian Navy into sunken treasure. Go ahead block the Straits and your next navy will have glass bottoms so they can see the old Iranian navy. Why do we let these douche bags push us around. The only thing that is going to be blocked is the mausoleum he is going to be buried in. Why are we so afraid to flex our military might? Are we afraid the Chinese won't ship over any more wonton soup, that the Russians might hurl a molotov cocktail, what the fuc is going on? I don't mind spending trillions and trillions on the miltitary but sometimes you got to use what your spending trilllions on. I got an idea. Why not send the U S S Ronald Reagan into the straits fully loaded with every F-22 Raptor we built and turn Iran into something suitable so Trump can build casinos and golf courses for the Saudis. 

Isreal, listen to me. Obama isn't going to stop the Iranians from enriching uranium. They are not building nuclear plants to generate electric for their people. they are building nuclear weapons to finish what Hiler started. WAKE UP. So here is my suggestion. All the F-18's we sent you, fire them up, gets the tanks rolling and start heading towards Iran. When Obama is told by the unions that a war with Iran is good for the economy he will back you. What ever happened to men. Where are the men who had balls, Churchill, Roosevelt, Reagan.
What are we turning into? We are the most powerful country in the world. WTF

Oh yeah Sempre Fi