Jets Playoff Chances

It all comes down to this. The Jets at the Dolphins this Sunday. The entire Latino community in Miami will be at the game ( if they can get their cars started ) to see their hero Mark Sanchez. The ones that don't go to the the game will be at Jai Alai. Budweiser will not be served this day, it will be replaced by Dos Equos and Corona. The only problem at 11 bucks a pop I don't think they will be selling to many beers.

This is a good thing because they will already be showing up drunk from the night before and their pay was already spent on Friday night. Sanchez is so stupid he thought he was signing up for a role on West Side Story when asked if he wanted to be a JET. Oh yeah the real Jet fans will there. You can spot them, milky white, wearing Namath jerseys, hats in the shape of a jet with two beer can holders and a straw. Some douche bag on his friends shoulders chanting J - E- T -S J-E-T-S ( they had to practice the spelling for a week ) the women with their bleach blond hair,stretch pants ( that are really be stretched ) chewing gum, chanting youse guys suck.

Then the Jets have to win to have any hope for the playoffs. The only problem is ( 3 ) other teams have to lose. One of the teams the Bengals also had a former Jet douche quarterback called Boomer. ( no Super Bowls with him either ) . Then we have to put up with that overweight loud mouth ( no not Mike Francesa ) Rex Ryan. Hey we gonna win Sunday, Hey we are da best, Hey, I don't care what anybody else thinks. Hey, bigmouth how about coming up with a game plan and it shouldn't include ( let me stuff a gun in my pants ) Plaxico. Joe Namath on bum knees gauranteed a Super Bowl win and backed it up so shut up Rex.

What the eff is a Plaxico. How did his parents even come up with a name like that. The baby is born and the parents turn to one another and say " Lets name him Plaxico"
Thats like Mary & Joseph coming up with Jesus Christ. Tony Sporano ( not Tony Soprano ) will be showing up with his best game plan and the sunglasses, fake Ray Bans and the Jets go down 17-14