Super Bowl Half Time Show

I just heard the best news of the day. Forget the stock market, forget the European debt crisis, forget Herman Cain.

MADONNA yes THE MADONNA will be hosting the Super Bowl Halftime Show. This fifty something, camel toed hair bag will thrill us all at halftime.

I can see it now. Fireworks exploding on stage, loud thunderous music building to a crescendo and then yes then THE MADONNA pops out of Aaron Rodgers jock strap. She will start screaming and screeching her greatest hits ( which escape me at the moment ) while the Blue Angels do a fly over so you can’t hear this bitch sing.

Then, just when you thought you can’t possible puke up anymore chicken wings from listening to this crap I am sure she will be joined by Steven Tyler ( Aerosmith ),

Justin Beiber ( Justin Beiber ) and R Kelly ( Rap Singer ). This is the moment you wished the Blue Angels would fly back over with a precision air strike and leave

The 50 yard line a huge smoldering hole.



Madonna, I guess Andy Williams’ was busy or Connie Francis had a previous engagement. You have got to be kidding me MADONNA.