Tuesday, January 24, 2012

SUPERBOWL IN INDY STICKEM UP

The NFL has got a lock on legal prostitution. First off the Super Bowl is being hosted by Indianapolis at Lucas Oil Stadium. I didn't know the NFL was associated with the Russians. Did you? Indianapolis is not a very glamorous place so why would anybody shell out the kind of money required to attend this event. The only people seated at this game will be the elite from Mass. and the New York Metro area. Regular fans on both sides will be home or a bar wearing their favorite players beer stained jerseys, puffing on a Marlboro, hoping they hit the 5.00 dollar Super Bowl office pool. The Giant fans will be home or at their trailer park painted in blue, sitting on their favorite bean bag chair, drinking bud lites in excess wishing they could afford the 85,000.00 Ultimate Luxury Package. Hint:: The NFL doesn't want the common guy at the game. They want the high rollers pouring their money into everything and anything related to the Super Bowl. Listen the Patriot fans could drive there if they could afford to pay for the gas and tolls. The Giant fans could jump on a Greyhound if they could muster up enough money to pay the 216.00 round trip fare. ( Your sleeping accommodations is the bus ). The douche bags called the NFL bought up all the tickets in Indianapolis for players, guests, and corporate sponsors. The rest they probably gave to scalpers so you and I couldn't go to this game anyway. I would rather have somebody from Lucas Oil shoot me in the kneecaps before I spent 1 minute in Indiana. What an effen dump. People from Indiana don't even like living there. Have you ever seen people from there? Very ashen looking, frown lines in their foreheads, squinty eyed and not one woman under 250 lbs. So the beat goes on. We consumers spend millions and millions on our favorite teams during the year, but when it comes to your favorite team making it to the Super Bowl the NFL says you can drop dead. Stay home because we sucked you dry during the year now its time to cash in off the fat cats. Look at the bright side. When that saggy tit, camel toed, hair bag Madonna does the Half Time show you can go take a crap, have another beer, scratch your nuts and get ready for the third qtr. So for 85 grand the entertainment is Madonna at Half Time? Wow! somebody is getting fucked over. Just be happy it isn't you. If anybody happens to see Brent Musburger during the game please tell him I said he is a DOUCHE BAG. Patriots 27 Giants 14 somebody told me.

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