Sparano, Soprano...Who Cares...

Okay all you Jet fans her we go into the abyss of Super Bowls never won. I guess Woody Johnson is using the team as a tax write off. This guy must be huffing fumes from one of the plants that produce the shit products he makes. Is this guy actually letting Tannebaum ( Put down the hamburgers ) make a decision on hiring. The same Tannebaum that allowed the hiring of a Plaxico. The same schmuck that hired Rex ( The Twin ) Ryan. So they get rid of Schottenheimer and the fans think this is a good thing? Well it would have been if they didn't hire Tony ( Ray Ban ) Sparano. When this pant load took over the Dolphins in 2008 they went 11 and 5. Trust me he had nothing to do with it. That was all part of the previous years coach and to prove it the next 2 years they went 7 and 9 and this year they really did well 4 wins and 11 loses. Oh yeah Tony is going to do a great job for the Jets.This sun glass wearing douche bag couldn't coach a pee wee football team. Just what Jersey needs another sun glass wearing Italian. This douche worked under coaches like Bill Parcells and Tom Coughlin. Hey Tony weren't you paying attention its obvious you didn't learn anything. You were also the Offensive Quality Control for the Cleveland Browns from 1999 to 2000. WTF is this position? What did this job entail? checking the toilet paper for its texture. So now we have another two years working for a losing team. Did the Browns create this position because you made them an offer they couldn't refuse. Now lets some it up Zero Super Bowl wins, zero overall championships, zero conference championships and zero division championships in your coaching career. Now, I'm no mathematician but that's all adds up to ZERO. Now Sparano who's claim to fame is bringing the Wildcat formation to the NFL is going to restore the teams ground and pound. The only person getting grounded and pounded is Sanchez in the locker room. The Jet offense ranked 25th will be retooled. Retooled is the proper word because they are a bunch of tools. Just when you think it couldn't get any worse it does. Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning, OMG. Mike ( The Midget ) Lupica says Eli and Peyton would be the kings of the Big Apple. First of all there can't be two kings. So one is a queen and my money is on Peyton. Second of all you stupid ass neither of these teams even plays in New York. They play in that mob landfill called Jersey. Can't wait to see the tail gate parties. A parking lot loaded with Cadillac CTS's, a bunch of mustache petes cooking sausage on gas grills, sipping Galliano and the smell of Drakkar wafting in the air.
The scent is so strong the Port-O-Sans even smell good. The only thing left to hope for is Fireman Ed falling off the shoulders of his friend while screaming J -E-T-S and laying in his own pool of urine.

P.S. and by the way Schotteenheimer is owed 3.2 mil. Hey Woody your a jerk-off. Everybody got fired but the fat ass who created this mess.