Friday, January 13, 2012

Friends with the Enemy???

Today is December 6th, this is the day that will live in infamy. Those slanty eyed, round eyeglass wearing, bucktooth sneaks bombed Pearl Harbor. Well well didn't that work out for them. After we got done kicking the living shit out of the Germans we turned our American might on these bunch of sneaks and practically turned Japan into a smoldering wasteland. On second thought it is a smoldering wasteland. What we didn't finish the earthquakes and what follows after that will finish these Honda building douche bags off. What the hell were they thinking? Oh yeah we will take out their Navy based at Pearl Harbor and the United States would be defenseless. What a bunch of assholes. Not only did we turn their Navy into sunken treasure, annihilated their army, we also turned hundreds of thousands of civilians into ash.

Now the American people are buying, Nintendo s, Wii's, Honda's and Toyota's. If that doesn't make you sick enough Toyota races is NASCAR in fucking NASCAR do you hear me. Toyota races in NASCAR. What the fuck are these beer guzzling, overall wearing, rednecks thinking about. Toyota races in NASCAR. Now here comes the kicker. Are you sitting down? Toyota is the official car of the N.Y. Giants. That's right not the Osaka Giants the N.Y. Giants. It don't get more American than that, the N.Y. Giants and NASCAR

Remember all the poor souls who lost their lives on this date and all the poor souls who fought the good fight and kicked the living shit out of these creeps.
 

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