CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS

Kraft announced they are going to layoff 1,600 workers. Well isn't that very thoughtful of them. I know the exact day these 1600 workers will get the pink slip, it will be the day before Thanksgiving. Kraft has decided to split into 2 different companies, one that focuses on snacks and another that will own its grocery business. Now I don't know to much about their grocery business but as a consumer I am very familiar with their foods. Did you know they make Velveeta. This is a cheese poor people won't even eat. They also make that cheese you squeeze from a tube that looks like baby shit and how about those hideous lunch packets your kids feed to the rats at P.S. 61 in the Bronx. Worse than that is there mayonnaise, OMG. I wouldn't feed that to my dog. I hope Kraft realizes that 1600 fewer people will be buying their product. I just sold my stock in Kraft and put my money into Sargento. I know what your thinking, don't worry I know how "they" operate. Should I elaborate? I think not, broken kneecaps are painful. It was a bad Christmas for Hasbro. Do you know why they are the 2nd largest toy maker? Because they suck. Listen how many Black Barbie Dolls do you have to sell to make a profit. I don't know but apparently they aren't selling enough. My suggestion to Hasbro, start a whole new line up of Barbie Dolls. How about Siesta Barbie or Patel Barbie or even better Chi-com Barbie. Hey Hasbro keep up the good work for your investors. By the way the over priced suits in this company could not manage a 7-11 douche bagsssssssssssssssss. That leaves us with Citigroup. They just got hit with an 11% drop in 4th quarter profits. Hey all you Citi investors hold off on buying that Rolex. As a matter fact go buy a new shirt to replace the one you are going to lose with this shit bag outfit. So the profits drop 11% and you know who takes it up the ass? You guessed it, 5,000 workers will get the ax. They are looking to save 3 billion dollars this year. Listen I am not an accountant or a CFO but I am not an asshole. 5,000 workers are making 3 billion dollars? Can somebody get me an application. This is another bank that gave mortgages to people that were living out of a shopping cart. What did think was going to happen? This was another bailout paid for by you know who. The American Sheeple. I got a good idea for Obama, lets lend them another 50 billion so they can lose 75 billion