"Keeping Up With the... 3 Talentless Whores..."

What can you say about the Kardashians that hasn't been said. Well sit back because you ain't heard this. Lets start with Kim shes the dwarfette standing at 5'2" with an ass you can rest ( 2 ) Colt 45 beer cans on. Remember shes the one that married Chris Humpries at 10:00 A.M. and they were divorced at 10:30 A.M. the same day. Lucky for him they didn't consummate the marriage. They would have had to freeze his penis to kill the bed bugs. She is also the one with a line of perfumes. If you check the bottles they say eau de toilet.
Okay translated this means toilet water. Thats exactly what this shit smells like. TOILET WATER. Shes been dicked so many times they promoted her to Detective. Next we have smurfette Kourtney standing at 5' The perfect height to rest your penis on her head. This pig claims to fame is being the sister of a pig. Then we have the beast of the sisters, Khloe this amazon stands at 5'10" or I might be confused she might weigh 510. Her big career will come shortly. She will be starring in a movie titled Khloe Does Kansas. Pig doesn't describe this one but slut does. In this movie she is getting banged by all the black guys Kim dated. It is now rumored she is not the daughter of the late lawyer Robert Kardashian or Bruce Jenner. Now doesn't that make the mother a slut. Now we know where the kids got it. The mother got great taste in men. Robert got a murderer off the hook and Bruce Jenner should be hung off one. Bruce, listen to me. Enough with the face lifts. YOU LOOK LIKE A BURN VICTIM.

There is nothing attractive about any of these girls or is it me? I would rather slam my dick with a dresser draw. to bad the father didn't let O.J. date his daughters