Cowboys/G-Men Win and You're In

Well it all comes down to Sunday night for the Giants. Met Life Stadium 8:20 P.M. The team that comes from a state with steers and queers ( Dallas ) and the team that comes from the state with queers and no steers ( Giants ) will meet head on for the Division Title. The pressure is on Eli to get it done so he doesn't get smacked around by his father Archie and sexually abused again by his older brother Peyton. Yes, The Big Apple against the Big D ( That's what these assholes in Texas call Dallas ). The big question is will Tony Romo play. He has an ingrown hair and his left ball sac and is questionable. This is the most sensitive quarterback ever, he cannot take a hit. We will have the toothless goobers from Texas in the stands wearing there gravy stained Cowboy Jerseys, holding signs that read Dallas is #1 or D " FENCE" ( they actually think it is spelled correctly ). The Dallas fans will be sober because they can't afford the 11 bucks for a beer. Then we have the Giant fans. Aren't they a special breed. They don't have signs that say we are #1 because they can't count that high. 

Crime in the state of Jersey will drop significantly ( Except Newark ) while the game is on. They will be wearing their beered stained Giant Jerseys because they can afford the 11 bucks for a beer.There will be more hits in the stands then on the field. Get there early because security will be tight. They have to tell the assholes from Texas your not allowed to carry sidearms into the stadium. Can't wait to see these Giant fans all dressed in blue with their hair dyed blue spelling out the word G I A NT S holding a beer in one hand and pumping their fist with the other hand then covering their faces as the Dallas fans kick the living shit out of them. The stands packed with 82,000 drunken douche bags. The kids will hear such phrases as You Suck, Hey Coughlin GO FUCK YOURSELF, Hey Romo GO FUCK YOURSELF, Hey Eli Go FUCK YOURSELF, Hey Romo YOUR MOTHER SUCKS. Hey Eli YOUR MOTHER SUCKS, they will witness fist fights, adults throwing 11.00 beers at each other, and I forgot one phrase, YO, GO FUCK YOURSELF. Don't you wish you were at this spectacle as the Giants lose in OT. I put my money on Eli that he will be crying before the 2nd half.