Douchebag #2

Kim Jung Un has been named " Supreme Leader" of North Korea. I think the last " Supreme Leader" was named Stalin. So this overweight, basketball loving pant load thinks he is the next Stalin. Rumor of what his Executive Office looks like are sketchy, but this is what is being leaked to the media. His desk is an old whiskey barrel that came with a folding beach chair. No computer ( remember they have no electricity ) however he did get the gold plated toilet his father left him but it isn't attached to any plumbing A step stool so he can reach the potty. A box of crayons so he can take notes and an American made Duracell heavy duty flashlight ( he is waiting on the next delivery of batteries from China ) so he is in the dark. He also got the two pictures on the wall of his scum bag father and douche bag grandfather. So now we had Douche Bag who was succeeded by Scum bag who is succeeded by Pant Load. All three couldn't make one 6 foot tall American. This is the same country that alleges it has Nuclear Weapons. I guess in No Korea a fire cracker attached to a hand grenade and then strapped to a bi-plane is considered nuclear. Hey Kim, China called they want their two 1972 Lincoln's back. He was overheard saying " My father dies and I inherited this piece of shit for a country " Now the world waits to see what games pant load will play. We can only hope there is a missile out there with his name on it