Kim Jong Il Finally DIES!!!!!

The tyrant of No. Korea was laid to rest somewhere in this shit hole known as No. Korea. To my amazement they once again showed the world how advanced they are technology wise. The funeral procession consisted of two 1972 Lincoln Continentals and four 1940's style jeeps. How come no world leaders showed up for this douche bags funeral ? Oh I know why, because he was a douche bag. I know where he got the 40's jeeps from, they were left over from the Korean War. The Korean War?

I am puzzled where the Lincoln's came from. I believe he got these from another country that eats dirt for dinner, China. They probably called No Korea and said we have two 1972 Lincolns' or two 1968 Caddies we could lend you. I still question why we didn't let General Mac Arthur march right into China when we had the opportunity. I think Truman liked Chinese Food thats' why. But I digress. How fitting that this piece of crap was brought to his final resting place in an American car. I do question why we did not have a Drone in the area to take out the funeral procession. We could have easily said we thought it was a unfriendly military maneuvers. Maybe his son Kim Jong Un was there and we could have taken this porky pig looking pant load with the Lemon Tree haircut out as well. . This country has Nuclear Weapons? I don't think so. They don't have electricity so how can you have a Nuclear Weapon. Here is how we put an end to the lunacy going on there. We tell China you better not get involved because if you do we are going to eff you out of all the money we owe you, second we place an embargo on all the shit products they export into the USA, so if you want your economy to collapse take your slanted eyes and look the other way. Then we send the most powerful Navy in the world ( in case you didn't know that is the USA ) the largest Naval armada ever assembled and tell sonny boy either get the eff out or you will become the parking lot for So Korea. These tyrants and dictators around the world better look around. Their time is coming to an end.