Going Once, Going Twice...

The Hearse that carried the late JFK will be auctioned off January 21, 2012. I do find it odd they make this announcement on the same day they announced the death of Kim Jung.
You can now own a piece of Americana. A 1964 Cadillac Hearse. Just think what all your neighbors will be saying, Why did he by this piece of shit, has he completely lost his mind,
I didn't know he was that ill. Then you have to explain it was the hearse that carried JFK. Now your neighbors are looking at you like you have just lost your mind. Then you explain that the ambulance that was used to transport JFK was auctioned off this year and you can't wait to bid when it goes back up for auction. Now all that's left out of your collection is the bullet, rifle and coffin to complete the collectors set. If your interested in purchasing the Lincoln he had his brains splattered all over you can't purchase that but you can see it at the Henry Ford Museum. Witnesses did say they smelled the strong scent of Drakkar on the grassy knoll.

It is amazing what people will profit off of. I have the underwear Elvis was wearing when he died on the throne. It must be worth a fortune because it has the original shit stains. Do I hear any bids?? God help us