DEMI DEMI..WANNA GET HIGHHHHH???

Hey I know what to get Demi for Valentine's day, a case of Redi-Whip cans. What the fuck is this hairbag thinking about. When did she realize she had a problem? Before she started huffing nitrous oxide or after she started to have seizures. Demi, your 49 years old not 19. So now at the age of 49 you look like 69. And 69 is an appropriate number because you look all fucked up. Plus your hooked on prescription meds. Ashton married some dreamboat ya some dreamboat she is now officially called the titanic. Nobody ever accused movie stars of being to bright and now you join the list of famous people found lying naked in the gutter, shouting profanities at a street light while urinating on themselves and screaming "do you know who the fuck i am" This is not your first time in rebab, what don't you understand mrs douche bag. So now it is reported she dropped out of recent film project the Linda Lovelace biopic " Lovelace". How fitting you were chosen for this role. The directors must have known you were 2 seconds away from becoming a porn star getting a train run on you and doing anything else to pay the rent. Too bad because I would like to have been a stand in giving you a facial. I think the problem started 23 years ago when you married Bruce ( I can't act ) Willis and named your daughter Rumer. What fuckin kind of name is that? Where you drinking Barcardi when you named this kid. Demi do us a favor, hire Michael Jacksons doctor and just get out. It is sad when you start looking like Al Pacino in Scarface. Hey Demi, Amy Whitehouse said to say hello