Late to Work!!!

Randy’s Top TEN excuses on why he will be late to work



#10. HAD TO GIVE DOG HIS INSULIN SHOT

# 9 HAD TO GIVE HIMSELF AN INSULIN SHOT

# 8 MY KID BLOCKED MY PANAMERA IN THE DRIVEWAY

# 7 MY KID COULDN’T FIND THE KEYS TO HIS CAR

# 6 HAD TO TAKE THE PANAMERA BACK TO DEALER ( AGAIN )

# 5 HAD TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE THE KIA SORRENTO RENTAL THEY GAVE ME

# 4 MY FUCKING COMPUTER BLEW UP

# 3 I CAN’T GET OUT OF BED AS FAST AS I USED TO

#2 DID YOU SEE THE ACCIDENT ON LAKE AVE?

#1 HAD TO WAIT FOR CVS TO OPEN. I RAN OUT OF DRAKKAR