Happy New Year, Dick!!!

It all came down to this. Dick Clark's New Years Rockin Eve. What can you say about Ryan Seacrest. Oh yeah, I know. Is there any show he won't friggin host.
Then for entertainment we get Lady GaGa. She comes out dressed in a manhole cover ( no no not a tampon ) or something that looks like a burnt out light bulb over head.
I could have saved her a lot of money and given her a bag to put over her head, preferably a plastic bag. Then we have Santana and Justin Beiber. NO, not separately but together.
When was the last time Carlos Santana had a hit. I think it was 1982. Justin Beiber, let me tell you something, no talent and there is no way this kid is impregnating any woman. By the end of the musical entertainment I shoved the spoon I was eating my ice cream with into both my eyes. Then at the end all cameras focus on Dick Clark. I don't want to sound mean but a man has got to know his limitations. They sprayed so much orange dye on him he looked like a naval orange. I had nobody at my house who could translate Swahili so I didn't understand an friggin thing he was saying. Did he have a stroke or something?ooo ya he did this poor fuck stay off tv and ride off into the sunset will ya please. how do people who run the network allow this poor guy who was an icon for so many years go on the air spray tanned more then snookie and speaking just as bad....friggin amazing...although this guy still has a great head of hair go figure

P.S. Don't forget Super Bowl Sunday. Halftime show with Madonna. I already have my zanax pills ready for that mess. Order yours early.