WEEKEND UPDATE

Did you watch the USA Womens Volley Ball take on Italy. Why did Italy even bother to show up. Listen now you can go back to filming mobs wives. Although I have to admit these two are better looking than anything on mob wives. The U.S. beat Italy like we did in Anzio. And what was the crying about? How Italy is ranked 6th in the world is beyond me. Who did they beat to get this ranking. Samolia, Tunisia, Qatar, Taiwan? You suck, so just get the fuck out. China is back on top in the Medal department with 61 and the US with 60. Apparantly the new shipment of doping supplies arrived. Did anybody watch Nick Mangold's baby sister in the weightlifting. Baby sister? She is 5'8" and weighs 350 lbs. She should be playing for the Jets and Nick Mangold should be on the womens italian volley ball team. The USA womens basketball team beat the midget Chi-com basketball team 114-66. I tuned out when it was 74-20. All those Chi-coms look alike anyway. If you are from Pennsylvania I suggest you stop reading now. 1 person was killed and 9 others injured when Lightning struck at the Pocono 400. I believe these 10 people were standing in a puddle of their own piss while holding hands and in the other hand they were holding a can of Bud Light hoping Danica Patrick would crash her fucking Toyota into a brick wall. A long list of stupitity hails from Pennsylvania. Arlen Spector, Rick Santorum, The Philly Fans, The Eagle fans and now these 10 morons. Just in case you didn't learn this as a kid, here are some tips when it is thundering and lightning. Never stand in an open area, never attend the Pocono 400, never stand under a tree, never hold a beer can and avoid standing in a puddle of water or your own urine. Here is some shocking news. J. Lo's boy toy 25 year old Casper Smart was seen visiting a gay porn shop and exotic massage parlor. Who would have ever thunk it.