TENNIS ANYONE????

Just when you think you heard every fucking way someone can get murdered, you really haven't. A crazy, out of her mind 70 year old woman who is a ref at the U S Open bludgeoned her 80 year husband to death with a fucking coffee mug.Yes a coffee mug I said,did this nutbag have way too much caffeine???But Don't worry it wasn't a U S Open coffee mug. Whatsa Matta she couldn't wait a few more months, for Christ's sake the guy was 80 year old,he was bound do go sooner then later.i guess it beats getting hit over the head with the actual coffee pot.....ya think???? They were married for 50 years so I guess 51 years was wayyyy out of the question..... Did you hear about the Chi-com that won 1.5 mil at the Golden Nugget in Atlantic City. Four gumbas who work for the Golden Nugget came into his hotel room and accused him of cheating.HEYYYYY FUHGETABOUTIT The 1.5 mil he won ain't nothing compared to the law suit he is going to win. The new name will be the "Chi-com Nugget".... Can all the Jonas brothers be gay? The next big electronic chain to go down the tubes is Best Buy, trust me their stock isn't a best buy...... They had a controlled blast while working on the 2nd ave subway. Only problem somebody forget to control it. After the explosion people said 2nd ave never looked so good