WEEKEND NEWS

Wow, what a shock the USA Men's Basketball Team won the Gold medal by barely beating Spain 107-100. There was only one white dude on the whole team. Whatsa matta you thought white people didn't play b ball. I wonder how many baby mommas they will now leave behind, I bet its higher than the final score.... Peter Townsend helped close out the games, how were they able to pry him away from his computer with all his child porn is beyond me. The only thing missing in the end was Liza Minnelli singing one of her hideous show tunes. Unfortunately they couldn't supply enough booze for her long flight to london.The United States left China in the dust winning 104 medals to the Chi-coms 87. The IRS will be raking in a fortune when the Olympians have to pay the tax on all those medals. Bob Costas won the Gold Medal for being the midget thrown the farthest in that competition. i heard he scored all 10's... Without Womens Volleyball nobody would have watched this televised mess brought to us by NBC.... There was an earthquake in Iran and only 180 people get killed? I was hoping the media might have left off three zeroes.... ARod's Miami dump is up for sale. 38 mil for something that looks like a Hilton Hotel. It comes fully furnished including the stained mattresses and used condoms, He said he needs the money to buy more condoms..... Hows that ground and pound working out for the JETS, not to fucking good. The JETS will go 6 and 10 this season if they are lucky. Hey Sporano just get the fuck out now!!! There is only one reason to watch Gang Green, to watch Fireman Ed get gangrene. What a fucking pant load