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Did you hear that Ron Palillo of Welcome Back Kotter fame died at the age of 63 today. He played Horshack on this horrible comedy sitcom. They say he died from an apparent heart attack while looking at naked pictures of John Travolta. So first Helen Gurley Brown, then Ron Palillo, who's next Taylor Swift. Taylor its not to late to leave the Kennedy compound just don't go over any fucking bridges when leaving. Did you know that cracking your knuckles causes arthritis. What does getting kicked in the balls cause. Remember Cindy from the Brady Brunch, she was that young stupid looking kid with a lisp, no she didn't die but she might just as well have. She is now an Animal Rights Advocate. I didn't know animals had any rights. When they get arrested to you have to read them their Miranda Act. A 17 foot long Python was discovered in the everglades unfortunately they got him before he could get the guy that discovered him. The Jets are going to break out Tebow's Wildcate Offense. So you say big deal. Well it is, this will assure that the Jets finish in last place. Hopefully a 69 Buick Wildcat will run over Fireman Ed if the parking lot.