A LITTLE SOMETHIN SOMETHIN

Did you hear about the explosion and complete destruction of a house in Brentwood long island. Its not the explosion that worries me, what really worries me is somebody actually was stupid enough to pay 405,000.00 for this house in 2005. Really? I thought you could buy an entire block in Brentwood for that... Did you now who attended the funeral of Marvin Hamlisch? Frank Gifford did, the people that showed up thought they were attending his funeral. People were overheard saying "he looks good, I thought he was dead".... Carmelo Anothony says he owns a couple of thousand pairs of sneakers. I guess thats a pair for each broad he banged. Hey Carmelo, why don't you get another tattoo have it put on your penis that reads DICK.... An emergency supply of viagra was rushed to the Kennedy compound, Conor Kennedy was overheard saying " I'm gonna need it" Taylor is a freak in the sheets. Can you say President Conor Kennedy. Just shoot me now, no pun intended..... Michael Kors stock rose 17% to close at 49.33 per share. Must have been that suit I bought at the outlet store.... Here is some shocking news, did you know that 45.6% of asians are unemployed? Wow, if an asian is unemployed the economy is really in the shitter..... Did you hear about the latest stupid remark by Joe ( Hair Plugs ) Biden, he's the guy that was a Senator from Delaware that became Vice President. Just goes to show you any asshole can be a V.P. Everyone knows Delaware, its that sink-hole between Pa. and Md., what a polluted shit hole, but i digress. Stupid Joe in front of a black audience stated and i quote "the Republicans want to keep you in chains". Can somebody tie an ankle chain to this moron and drag him down I-95, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT and take that lefty leaning President with you. All together now can you say President Romney. Whatsa matta you thought i was voting for Ron Paul. FUHGETABOUTIT