SAY IT AIN'T SO ROGER

Roger Clemens is coming back to baseball,Yes the roid himself, will he be circling Yankee Stadium as the Goodyear Blimp?? No it's worse than that, he will be pitching for the Sugar Land Skeeters. How would you like to be at that game. Oh boy, 400 lb woman in hover rounds with oxygen tubes in their nostrils smoking Pall Malls and drinking Lone Star Beer. The guys are 450 lbs wearing overalls with no shirts and cowboy boots. The belt buckle has a picture of a steer on it encrusted in torquoise and he's smoking Camels drinking her Lone Star beer. The kids look like the gene pool skipped a generation. It will be a hoot Ya'll. Then it's on to Dairy Queen for a 7 scoop sundae with all the trimmings. Whatsa Matta you actually thought Roger was coming back to the Yankees. Toyota in unveiling a new car model " The Auris" This japanese piece of crap is as hideous as it's name. Toyota announced they are positve it will not accelerate on its own, but not to worry because if it does it has plenty of air bags.Can you say "Sayanora you american dog". Here is some good news, there are 2 million hispanics now registered for college. When asked they said and i quote spanish was their major and to please press 1 with any further questions. Que Pasa do you think they qualified for any illegal alien grants. College campuses are now littered with cars that can't start.