SAY IT AIN'T SO LANCE

Don't miss this Saturday in Central Park,apparently there have been complaints that cyclists are running down most of the yuppie douches jogging in the park,do us all a favor and buy a fuckin treadmill its alot safer and we won't have to hear about this shit in the news. whoever hits the most runners will win a two night stay in Barbara Streisands penthouse apartment overlooking Central Park. Barbara will sing Yentl and break out some songs composed by Marvin Hamlisch, it don't get any better than that baby..... Talk about cyclists, Lance Armstrong was stripped of his 7 Tour de France titles. First off who wants anything fucking French to begin with, second what a fucking moron. This lying sack of shit has denied doping charges for years and now drops his appeal on doping charges. Stripped of his titles? He should be beaten with the handle bar from one of his bikes. And to think I felt sorry for this guy when he got cancer of the nut sack. FUCK HIM.... Parole was denied for Mark David Chapman. Couldn't we just let him loose for a couple of weeks and point him in the direction of Bruce Springsteins house..... The poor guy that was beaten to death with a coffee mug at the hands of wife said her ailing 80 year husband wasn't dying fast enough. WHATSA MATTA you couldn't wait another week or two. Tennis anyone? Rodney King's cause of death was drowning by stupidity,this putz had traces of alcohol, PCP, cocaine and marijuana and if that was'nt enough he didn't even know that black people can't fucking swim. I think he should be dug up and beat senseless.