SHARK WEEK

let me ask you a question what the fuck is it with "its shark week" does anyone give a flying fuck if we watch sharks everyday all week on this network? do i need to see a shark eating someones ass??? do i want to see a shark swimming around looking to get laid??? fuckkkkkkkkkkk noooooooooooo ...so why the fuck does everyone make a big deal about shark week.....how's "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WEEK" sound.....now thats a show...not these things that swim around looking for shit to eat.....OOOO lets not forget the "BOSS" performed at fenway last night....now thats a show...a show that this pantload of a rocker tries to belt out songs from the 80's with that diluted wife of his... Yeah Jersey's one and only. Do you know why Jersey is considered the garbage state, wrong again not because of the smell but because Bruce and Bon Jovi live there. The Boss appeared at Fenway Park, no not to watch a ballgame but to put on a concert. The concert almost didn't get off the ground due to a wardrobe malfunction. The 55 gallon drum of vaseline Bruce uses to put his jeans on showed up late. Is there a more horrific site than a 60 year old man wearing tight pants, shaking his fat ass and screaming oops I mean singing Born in the U.S.A. almost makes you want to denounce your citizenship. That shit song is followed up by Born to Run. I get the runs when he starts to screech oops I mean sing this song. It's hard to believe 30,000 plus fans drove from N.J. to Boston. Nobody from Boston wanted to go, some said they were busy making beans and then would watch replays of old Celtic games, some said Bruce who?, and some said they were writing letters to get Bobby Valentine fired. Some even said they get enough splinters in their ass when they attend a Red Sox game. Security said they never saw so many bleach blonds, carrying knock off Gucci bags be escorted by men in velour running suits. Large fans were brought in to blow the smell of Drakkar out of the stadium. A major traffic ocurred in the parking lot when they couldn't find what Cadillac CTS belonged to who.