MORE OLYMPIC GAMES

What is the world coming to when countries cheat at badminton. Is badminton really a sport? If it is why isn't horse shoes in the Olympics. Who would ever think the Chi-coms would cheat. Good news UPS delivered a special overnight package from China in a brown unmarked package. Gee I wonder what's in it. Some upcoming events today are the Womens Doubles Jump Roping, Mens Johnny on the Pony, Stickball, and the Mens 2000 meter sniper firing. The nights event will wrap up with the Mens Hijacking event. The USA Basketball team scored big time at a local nightclub. The Chi-coms now have a total of 30 tainted medals with the USA in second with 29 untainted medals. Did you know the the IRS has a tax on Olympian Medals? Our country puts a 25 grand tax on Gold Medals, 15 grand on Silver and 10 grand for Bronze. HOW PATRIOTIC. Just a reminder they are racing at Saratoga. Did you hear about the 300 lb man who donated his body to a medical school and it was rejected. holy hanna the guy is fucking dead and he was rejected? If I was him I would kill myself. I have a friend who wants to donate his body to science for the study of male pattern baldness. He wants them to find out why hair grows on his back but not on his head. Good news for people who want to kill themselves now, Obama is up in crucial swing states. Can you say NYET