NEW REALITY SHOWS

American Ass Pickers This show will feature members of U.S. Senate picking their asses while economy goes down the tubes. This will star Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer and other has beens. You will see first hand how these lefties are attempting to destroy this country. Stalin will make a special guest appearance. Hardass Porn This show will feature The Mob Wives getting banged by the work crew from Holmes on Home. Victoria Gotti will make a guest appearance as a drag queen. She will be the one with the penis. Suffolk County Cops This will show will feature Suffolk Countys finest issuing jay-walking tickets, Chasing down motorists not weraing seatbelts and arresting themselves for drunk driving. You will be brought up close and personal as they beat their wives and drink to excess. You won't believe the homes they live in and the cars they drive. This will be a Smash Hit Trailer Park People Filmed in Riverhead you won't believe these people exist this side of the Mason-Dixon Line. Overweight woman wearing gravy stained tee shirts that reads " I'M with Stupid". Pot bellied men wearing beer stained tee shirts that reads "I'm with Stupid" Witness the men trying to score some crack while the wife stays home cleaning his crack pipes. Viewer discretion is advised due to the graphic violence when the husband comes homes from a hard day of bowling and beats his wife because, well because he wanted to.