TODAYS OLYMPIC EVENTS

This is a big day for Olympics, turn in for Dwarf Tossing at noon, followed by the Mens Doubles Stoop Ball and a Marbles Single match. We wrap of the days events with 500 meter Grenade Toss. I was riveted to the T.V. watching the womens Judo weren't you. Does anybody know the outcome I fell asleep. How about that USA Basketball Team defeating Nigeria 156 to 73. Why the fuck did Nigeria even show up. I turned it off when the score was 125 to 40. Now that the Chi-coms ran out of doping supplies ( New shipment coming this weekend ) the U.s. leads with 37 medals to the Chi-coms 34. Here is the big news, a 16 year African-American took the gold in gymnastics. First of all what exactly is an African-American or for that matter what is a caucasian-american second of all did she pay the tax on the Gold Medal. If you are in a suicidal mood catch Fencing today and then you won't have to watch Taekwondo. I have a question, why isn't sky diving an olympic event?