NOW I HEARD IT ALL

Did you hear that Kim Kardashian purchased a toilet that cost 100,000.00 . That's 100 with a comma and three more zeroes. This bowl is reinforced with rebar and is said to be able to hold her GIANT fat ass without cracking. It is also a bidet that shoots out water from 6 black dicks so it can clean her gaping vagina and very ample ass crack. Is there a more obnoxious pig on the planet then this whore?..... Could somebody beat Hugh Hefner to death with a coffee mug I can't wait much longer for this guy to exit planet earth. Now he is opening his big yap speaking out for gay marriage. I guess at 86 he's got nothing to lose. Hopefully the next viagara he takes is laced with something the "Ice Man" had leftover in his hit man bag.... Alanis Morissette has been considered as an "American Idol" judge under one condition, she must go for teeth reduction so they can fit her face on camera.... Snooki is just three weeks away from delivering her demon seed. I will be 70 when this kid is in his teens shooting people with a rifle from the roof of Kent State..... I hope you don't have stock in Boeing. Quantas canceled an order for 35 Dreamliners with a list price of 8.5 billion with a B. How long have you guys been building planes? Whatsa Matta the teamsters forgot where the wings go. Don't forget to watch Tiger Woods in The Barclays at Bethpage. I'm hoping someone will beat him with a nine iron and I mean beat him with a nine iron. FUHGETABOUTIT