LOTS TO CATCHUP ON

Tony Scott the director of Top Gun committed suicide by jumping off a fucking bridge. He left a note behind that read "I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE THAT SHITTY TOP GUN MOVIE, I'm outta here". Goodbye Tony you won't be missed. Trust me you were no Francis ford Coppola. Phyllis Diller died at the age of 95, come on we all thought she died 20 years ago. Her career died well before she did. Is Buddy Hackett still alive? The N.Y. Giant players claim that they were not hazing Amukamara. They said the guy needed to take a good bath and were merely trying to show him what a bath tub looked like. Nicky Minaj the hot mess is resting her voice. She claims to have a bruised vocal cord.could it be because she was trying to deep throat a 12 inch dick??? thats my guess because it can't be from her singing i can tell ya that. Now I know why she can't sing, it's her damn vocal cords that get in the way.... A plane crashed into a residential area of Shirley long island. Neighbors said it was a huge improvement for the area....The rich white old plantation owners have lost their minds. Women members at Augusta? What up with that. Even more startling one of them is black women. Do you think they made her a member because they are running low on kitchen help? Whose next Al Sharptron. What is more amazing a black woman became a member before a jew. You can't get more anti-semtic than that.... Kelly Ripa will name her new co-host on Sept 4th. We know it won't be Phyllis Diller or Tony Scott.And by the way WHO GIVES A FUCK WHO THIS 80 POUND MRS POTATO HEAD PICKS AS HER COHOST...JUST PICK SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS... Conor Kennedy took Taylor Swift on a hot date the other day. You guessed it he took her to his mothers grave.Is this kid short on cash or what??? It don't get any more romantic than that.... Rosie O'Donnell had a heart attack, her doctor said it was caused by her carrying her fat ass around. He said to lay off the carpet munching for a few weeks and everything will be fine and dandy. Here is a good reason to not to vote for Mitt Romney, he hates the Yankees. No you idiot, not us northerners, the baseball team. Nicki Minaj is rumored to be the next judge on " American Idol" Producers are close to a deal , she will not be allowed to show her penis and must have her mustache waxed.