BOWLING ANYONE????

Did you her about the guy who tried to offffff his wife at a bowling alley. Wow, how fuckin classy, inside a fucking bowling alley. Whatsa Matta there isn't a Dennys on Staten Island. This poor broad has to live in Staten Island and then her husband tries to kill her at a bowling alley, yes a fucking bowling alley, did he try to get the 7-10 split on her head??? How was being married to that asshole working out for you? Her husband Armando Tritto tried to wack his wife with a .357 Magnum. Obviously this guido wasn't a professional hitman. Listen Armando if you are going to off your ex-wife take her out to a nice dinner and then plug her in the car and tell the cops Robert Blake did it..... Somebody put Lindsay Lohan out of her misery. She is one drink away from joining Amy Winehouse for a final toast. Her bar tab at a recent hotel stay was $3,145.07. To you non drinkers thats a lot of fucking booze.... John Travolta is now alledged to have had a gay affair with his pilot ( not female ) for 6 years. Fasten your seatlbelts I am sure this story is about to take-off.... I am waiting for the news to break that V.P. nominee Paul Ryan had sex with a chimpanzee while Jerry Sandusky watched....jezzz i hope not..... How about those delegates from Texas. Whats with those fucking 10 gallon hats and 55 gallon drum heads. Listen if you live in Texas just fucking shoot yourself. Here is a word of advice before you fire an employee. Make sure he or she isn't packing any heat or at least make sure you are.