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Did you hear that composer Marvin Hamlisch died at age 68. It was rumored he died listening to a recording of Barbara Streisand singing "The Way We Were".I know that would put me over the edge.... Does anybody really believe Michael Phelps is banging Megan Rossee. I think he really is banging her brother. Did you hear about the guy who faked his on death by drowning on Long Island.Now if this is'nt the biggest asshole i have ever seen. He was trying to cash in on a 50,000 dollar insurance policy. That's 50 grand not 50 mil. He was going to split the money with his son. Wow, they must be living fuckin large.NOT.... The father was caught speeding in South Carolina when the cop asked what was the hurry, he simply replied, " I just killed myself in New York" Lindsay Lohan is in Hollywood filming a movie titled Liz & Dick. She got the part because she loves dick. Country Singer Randy Travis was arrested for a second time on DWI charges while driving a 1998 trans am and was stark naked....are you fuckin kidding me,i would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when the cop walked up to that mess, i can just hear it now "officer i left so fast i forgot to put my clothes on". Can somebody take the keys away from this fucking moron and find out who his Pabst supplier is. I am still waiting for Justin Beiber to get caught walking out of or into a gay massage parlor. I would rather see the picture of him going in because the coming out picture could be scary. Hopefully Bob Costas will share his 55 gallon drum of makeup with Tommy Lee Jone, jezzzzz what a mess. I can't tell where Meryl Streep begins and Tommy Lee ends