OLYMPIC NEWS

Did you hear about the dope that was doping at the Olmpics?This dickhead from the U.S. was eating brownies laced with pot. Whatsa Mattas you left your bong at home. So this judo olympian was chopped from the Olympics,literally. Just get the fuck out. How about Carmelo Anthony getting kicked in the nuts. Do you know how many people would love to kick this guy in the nuts. After he adjusted his nut sack the U.S beat Argentina 126-97. Now if somebody would kick Lebron James in the nut sack my day would be complete. The USA Womens Soccer team beat Canada 4 to 3. I missed this event watching my clothes going around in the dryer. Lets face it, Canada sucks, no not the soccer team the whole country. The Chi-coms still lead in the medals 64 to 63. I am hoping Moldova can beat the chinks at something. Jennifer Suhr took gold in pole vault. Is pole vaulting really a sport? We got black people in New York that can vault over 8 foot high fences carrying a six pack of Colt 45 and a 60" screen T.V. What up wit dat. The Games continue. Bob Costas of NBC Sports is having another 55 gallon drum of makeup flow in. Bob, just get out, you are shot.