NEWSSSSSSSSS OF THE DAY

Taylor Swift is going out with Conor Kennedy, yes of the Kennedy clan. Everybody knows that fucking bunch. So the countdown begins when she is found hung in the house she bought near the Kennedy compound, or her body washes ashore in Hyannis Port, or she is driven off the fucking bridge. How lucky is this douchebag? 18 years old and he is back dooring Taylor Swift. How lucky is Taylor living next to Ethel Kennedy, doesn't she realize how noisy it gets when the beer trucks pull up in front of Ethels house. Hey Conor get a fucking hair cut you look like an Hasidic Jew. I have some advice for Conor, don't take Taylor to a Red Sox game because you may lose her to Big Papi. She's been banged more times than a Grucci Firework show. Did you hear about the asshole who had his Maserati stolen while talking to a friend. Wait till I tell you his name and you will completely understand. Chadwick Lange, need I same more. Hey Chad you are a fucking pantload. Go back to Florida and sell another condo to a drug dealer. Apparently your not smart enough to live in New York. Has anybody seen a Black Maserati Gran Turismo up on cinder blocks with the radio missing? Please call this schmuck at 1-800-ass-hole.... Did you here about the mother who strangled her 2 year old. Yeah this piece of shit is 29 years old and has 6 kids. We know who the mother is, do we know who the fathers are. I guess she lost it when the welfare check didn't show up. Helen Gurley Brown died at the age of 90. Rumor has it she was really dead at 80. Hey all you Iphone users that got fucked buying the Iphone4S. The S stands for Shit. You can get an 8GB for 50 buck and the 16GB for 149.00. Because they are preparing to rip us off with the IPhone5.