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Hey all did you know the Android phones are outpacing the Iphone. Android market share jumped from 47 to 68 %. while the Iphone dropped from 19 to 17% . Guess what? you don't need an appt with some hipster douche sporting 42 piercings and clothes that look like something I threw away when your phone breaks. Who designed those Apple Stores? Moe, Larry, or Curly. Simply walk or stumble into a Verizon facility and say my fucking phone is broke and a disgruntled, underpaid, ex Lehman Bros employee will get you a new phone. The only problem with the Android phones they sell as 4G aren't 4G. You have to stand on a window ledge holding an aluminum beer can and say a hale mary that you can get a fucking signal. Whatsa Matta you thought i wasn't going to knock the Android. The U.S. Womens Volley Ball Team beat the Ch-coms the other day. The Chi-com team is now headed back to Beijing to face the death penalty. They will be placed in Tienamen Square and a T-34 tank will roll over them. You would think living in China was enough punishment. We now have a total of 81 medals to the Chi-coms 77. An emergency shipment of doping supplies is being rushed to Olympics for the chinese athletes. The U.S. Mens Basketball Team beast Australia 119 - 86, enuf said. Womans soccer today, U.S. vs Japan. I hope we beat them as bad as we did in WWII Can you SAYANORA