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I got my bag of pretzels, Coors ( The Banquet Beer ) stuck my hand down to grab the remote and tried to find The Rangers playing The Kings. What Happened? All I could find were The Devils playing The Kings. Oh yeah, I forgot The Rangers got their asses handed to them. I must admit Brodeur did a good imitation of Lundqvist last night.hologram man Don't worry my trusted Ranger fans we can always watch fuckin soccer. Are there any worse sports to watch then soccer? Yeah, Polo and Golf. Jezzzz I wish that guy in Miami would eat my face off. Talk abourt disasters, how about that Met ball pen. What a bunch of pant loads. I wouldn't let Parnell pitch horse shoes unless he was aiming them at Rauchs big fuckin head.Hey Collins don't you have anybody else, Oh yeah, Acosta, somebody just shoot the met fans now. The National League at the request of Fred Wilpon is considering any FOUL ball hit into the second deck by David Wright should be a home run. This kid doesn't suck enough. Keith Hernandez and the crew broadcast from the Pespi Porch last night. I am hoping the Met fans strapped Hernandez to the porch and took his microphone away. Keith, I am begging you to stop talking about 1986. NOBODY FUCKING CARES. Why don't you talk about when Jackie Robinson played for Mets.STILL TRYIN TO FIGURE THAT ROTUNDA OUT. Ty Wigginton hit a home run last night and by the time he got to the second base bag EMS was called in to administer oxygen. I don't think its healthy for ball players to have their stomach hanging over their belt unless your CC Sabathia. Whatsa Matta your restaurant does'nt have a salad bar.I don't know if I should go to a Ducks game tonight or stay home and shove ground glass under my finger nails.