Wednesday, May 23, 2012

BANNER DAY

Banner Day is May 27th at Citifield. Any fan bringing a banner that has a picture of Jackie Robinson wearing a Met uniform will receive two tickets to any Yankee game of their choice. You will only have to pay face value for tickets. Any fan bringing a Banner with a picture of Ike Davis actually getting a base hit will receive two tickets for the game played the night before. Maybe they can throw Davis a Matzah Ball, this kid sucks. Could we please place him in the tenth batting spot. The Yankee bats came alive last night, they routed the Royals 3-2. You talk about your powerhouse teams and your talking Yankees. 200 million dollar payroll and they can beat the Royals by one run. It don't get any better than the Yankees. What is it with the latin players making the sign of the cross when they get a hit. Does this mean the good lord is watching over you? where is he when you don't get a hit? Getting a beer and a hot dog. Tonight is the thriller in the Meadowlands, yup The Devils and The Rangers, mano a mano. Tortorella told his team to pray, I guess if they lose God isn't a Ranger fan. Judging from how many Stanley Cups they won God is an Islander fan. I placed a 500 dollar bet that Tortorella has a meltdown during the second period. I was just informed Went The Day Well is on 1-95 in Delaware and will make it in time for the Belmont Stakes in three weeks. Union Rags will be ridden by John Velazquez in the Belmont. They switched riders because the horse was squeezed back and then encountered traffic during the race. Typical of a horse with Union in its name, excuses excuses. I guess he can always get a disability pension. ( Get it, all you LIRR workers )

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