ITS FRIDAY BITCHESSSSSSSS

The only sport that matters this weekend is the 137th running of the Preakness. The only problem, Pimlico Race Course is located in Maryland. Listen if you want to get bored to death this is the state for you. After you had the crab cakes, and see Camden yards its time to go to fucking sleep. I am sticking with Went The Day Well, Bodemeister, I'll Have Another, and Daddy Nose Best to round out the Superfecta. Sticking with Went The Day Well as the winner. I don't pick the chalk unless you like to win 2.10 and your 2 buck bet. How about them Yankees getting swept in a foreign country. I guess Swisher wasn't Swisherlicious. Old man Jeter is batting .363 which shows you how weak the AL is. I see that basball is big in Toronto, NOT or maybe beacuse they were playing the 4th place Yankees that are only 2 games out of last place. Rangers play the Devils tomorrow,god only knows what teams will show up.The Game should end by dinner time so the Ranger fans can drive a steak knife into their ears after loosing our minds watching and waiting for a miracle. Fenway is going to lower the Green Monster to half way in honor of Mary Kennedy who decided to take the pipe this week. I guess RFK Jr. got out of any alimony payments, how lucky can you get. Jane Fonda is 74 which proves the old adage " Only The Good Die Young" The Disco Queen died, no not John Travolta, Donna Summer. She will no longer be " Hot Stuff" because she is cold as ice. The question of the day, is John Travolta gay and when did Jackie Robinson play for the Mets. If you answer both correctly you get an all expenses paid weekend with John Travolta at a spa of your choice.Have a great weekend peeps