I'M BACK BABY

Hey Ranger fans don't forget to watch the Devils beat the Kings tonight. Whatsa Matta? What else are you gonna do, The Yankees don't lose until oops I mean play until 10. Martin Brodeur is already getting sized for his fourth, yes count em his fourth Stanley Cup ring. Lundqvist is getting his hair permed and his nails done because his team didn't make it into the Stanley Cup finals. Here is my suggestion to Lundqvist, just get the fuck out. It is still a battle for last place in the AL East. Baltimore and Tampa Bay are 4 games out of last and the Yankees are 2 games out. With Baltimore in first place it shows how weak that division is. Not to many philly fans at Citifield last night. You can always spot this crew, brown cargo shorts, Rollins jersey, carrying a can of Keystone Light. The woman are wearing extra large cargo shorts, a tat of Rollins name on their lower back and carrying a six pack of Keystone Light. You can hear them cheering Victorino hoping he will catch anything hit to center field. This douches nickname is the Flying Hawaiian. Do me a favor fly back to Hawaii and take the rest of the Philly players with you. Can somebody please tell ex-met Ty Wigginton to please eat a fucking salad. There is only one thing worse than watching the Phillies, watching the Eagles. David Wright went one for four and has gone 50 games without hitting a home run over the second base bag. Fred Wilpon is thinking of moving the fences in to the pitching mound. The only other suggestion would be to trade him to the Red Sox so he can play at Fenway where anybody can hit a home run. Is there anybody dumber than Buddy Harrelson, I DON'T THINK SO. One last thing, somebody please tell Keith Hernandez to just shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about how you fielded a ground ball in 1986. The banter with Ron Darling gives me the urge to go in the garage and take the pipe. Here is my tip for the Belmont Stakes, look for the horse with white powder around his nostrils.