AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL

Guess where I am headed today? To my local Chase Bank to close out my accounts. Did you hear what these stupid bastards did? They lost 2 billion fucking dollars in six weeks. Yes you are reading this correctly, 2 with a B, BILLION. Oh yeah that Jamie Dimon is doing a great job. These stupid mother fuckers are still making what they call "Hedges" to protect against their own losses. Well guess what? IT AIN'T WORKING. No wonder these douchebags aren't lending any money, they ain't got no money to lend. I thought the great crusader Obama said he was putting a stop to this, just more wind he was passing to get elected. Mortgage rates are at their lowest since 1971. Problem is you get a effen mortgage. You think this is an isolated case of stupidity? HSBC credited a guys account to the tune of 5 million dollars, this guy requested a refund of 150.00 for a fraudulent charge and got 5,022,012.00 bucks deposited into his account. How about Deutsche Bank, they have to fork over 202 million to settle a lawsuit with the government for making risky loans to unqualified borrowers and Citicorp 158 million for the same reason. Oh yeah this country is head in the right direction, that is if you think the right direction is into an abyss. Meanwhile, John Travolta is offering male cruise ship employees 12 grand for sex. I guess the only question left unanswered is he the pitcher or catcher. Bruce Willis, 57 and his wife Emma Heming, 35 just had a baby girl and they named her Mabel Ray Willis. With a name like that she will probably be the next heavyweight champion or a cleaning lady. Russell Brand the very unfunny Britsh comedian that was dicking Katy Perry the untalented singer will host the MTV Movie Awards, whatsa matta Burt Lancaster isn't available. Oh yeah thats right he's dead.