Wednesday, May 2, 2012

MORE BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Listen if you can't beat the Orioles your season is over. Phil Hughes was throwing beach balls at the Orioles. So it all boils down to this, after CC the Yankees ain't got nothing. But don't worry the guy that ratted out Roger Clemens will be back soon after he is done testifying and helps to get his so called friend convicted. I guess Pettitte never heard the word, "Omerta". What a douchebag. I thought Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez sucked as broadcasters, but no, I found two people worse than them. How about John Sterling and Susan Waldman, holy shit do they suck or what. Hey John, why don't you and Susan go out for lunch and never come back. Talking about teams you should beat how about the Astros. The Mets go into Houston and can't beat a team that has 20 fans in the seats, a no star lineup and thank god moves over to the American League next year. Good fucking riddance. The Rangers play the Capitals tonight, enuf said. If you can guess how many people get mugged after the game you can win a Barack Obama bobblehead doll. Here is a hint, guess high. Do you know the one good thing about Washington D.C. ? crossing over the bridge into Georgetown. The Bloods will take on the Crips Thursday without Amar'e. Everybody knows Amar'e by now, he is the guy able to break glass with his bare hands. No biggie the Knicks have a better record without him. So my question is, Why do we play this moron anyway? I believe he will be getting another tattoo while being sidelined. How long will it be before Amar'e is found in the Bronx bleeding profusely from both hands asking a park bench, Do you know who I am? Lets face it if these guys weren't playing basketball they would be stealing cars in Newark. I can't wait for the most exciting two minutes in sports, The Kentucky Derby this weekend. If you can guess the horse that was shot up with more illegal drugs then Whitney Houston you can win a free Eddie Arcaro bobblehead doll. If the Crips rest LeBron take the Knicks, If the Captials show up take them to win in OT, if the starting gate opens at the Derby well then it's anybody's race. Good Luck

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