WEEKEND NEWS

Guess who died this weekend? No, not Went The Day Well, i think that fuckin horse is still running, the mastermind behind the Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie. Hopefuly this scumbag died gasping for his last breath in severe agony. He joins the list who ain't getting no virgins but a well deserved place in Hell. It amazes me how we gave this guy a free pass, whatsa matta he didn't kill enough people to have Seal Team Six take his ass out. Oh well what we didn't do the good Lord took care of. Guess who ain't Staying Alive, you guessed it, Robin Gibb. Let's face it if weren't for Saturday Night Fever and the disco error the Gibb brothers would have been homeless or working in a car wash. Guess where the highest number of shooting occur in the New York City area. Jamaica, East New York, Flatbush and the Bronx. Geez I wonder why? Let me try and figure this out. Oh I get it, DO YOU. The guy who stole the idea for Facebook got married. He went to China and came back with a Chinese Bride by the name of Priscilla Chan. Why do they always take American first names? The Zuckerbergs must be proud parents, Oy Vey. I forgot, Jews love Chinese Food. They won't eat ham but dog is okay?? I know who dumped those bodies along Jones Beach, John Tortorella. Wow is this guy one quart short of a barrel. I think this guy cuts out the faces of the girls in Playboy. He is accusing the Devils of dirty play, HOLY SHIT. Rangers go one up,lets see who shows up tonight. Maybe the Devils will use bats instead of sticks tonight, can't wait. How about them Yankees? 200 million dollar payroll and just one game out of last place, I guess you get what you pay for. The guy who sweats jerked pork when he pitches took another loss. Teixeira has coughing fits, did he ever hear of Vicks Cough Drops and without steroids ARod can't hit. Onto Kansas City, maybe they can beat up on the Royals. How many more games can we watch the Mets march out Ike ( I can't hit ) Davis. Enough is enough they already have Jason Bay, how many more guys do we need on the team that can't hit. 60 year old Miguel Batista was placed on the diabled list due to old age. Maybe he can get with Mariano Rivera and they can talk about the good old days in Cuba. Well the Preakness was an exciting race. I didn't have the winner, enuf said.