GOOD MORNING

France elected their first socialist president in over 20 years and we are trying to get rid of our first socialist president since FDR. So our choice come this November is a pantload or a douche. I will let you decide who is who. Well I gave you the Derby winner. I'll Have Another, ka-ching paid 32.60 for a 2 dollar bet. Sorry met fans if you didn't have the two bucks. Guess who won at Talladega, no not Ricky Bobby,it was Brad Keselowski and he wasn't driving a piece of shit Toyota. That's right he was driving a Dodge Charger. He successfully completed all his left turns. How about those Crips letting the Bloods win game 4. Stitches played in game 4 after the maintenance crews removed all the glass enclosed fire extinguishers. What is it with latin ballplayers and their hammy and quads? Now Tejada goes down for the count. I think they have to much rice in their diets. Rangers play the Capitals tonight,who the fuck knows about this game and the Devils will eliminate the Flyers tomorrow. The Red Sox are battling it out for last place with the Yankees. The Yankees are just 3 games out of last