YA JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

You can't make this shit up. Whitney Houston's family, includung her mother Cissy, daughter Bobbi Kristina and cousin Dionne Warwick will take part in a Lifetime reality show. I got the perfect name for the show." Can I do blow all the way to San Jose". Dionne Warwick will play the part of Bobby Brown. I guess its never too late to cash in.... Tina Fey says it takes Alec Baldwin too long to get ready for 30 Rock. I understand it must take awhile to roll on a 50 gallon drum of makeup...... Seperated at birth, Aunt Jemina and Oprah Winfrey. Did you know Russell Brand has 4.6 million followers on Twitter. Can there be that many shut-ins in this world. Donald Dunn the musician for Booket T and MGs died in his sleep in Tokyo, SAYONARA. He was 70 and I guess we all know by now 71 ain't happening. Have you seen a picture of Nick Cannon lately? This poor guy looks like he aged 10 year being married to Mariah Carey, she must be banging the living shit out of him. Hey Mariah, give the guy a night off. I didn't know Tom Hanks son was trying to be black, he is a rap singer that performs under the name Chet Haze. I guess his father is a tough act to follow. At least he hasn't been caught with his pants down around his ankles at a massage parlor. Here are some facts before placing your bets. Brodeur has 3 Stanley Cups, Lundqvist ZERO, Brodeur 96 Playoff wins Lundqvist 23. you do the fuckin math........but as a ranger fan i do hope they beat the shit out of these jersey fuckersssss