DA RANGERS

Okay Ranger fans it's not time to kill yourself yet, you can do that after the next game or possibly the game after that. What I am talking about, there won't be another game after Friday night. Wow, how about them Devils scoring at will. Once again that had to be a halogram of Lundqvist and not the real deal. The male fans leaving the Garden were overheard saying they can't believe they got a tat of Lundqvist on their lower back. The female fans were overheard saying they can't believe they got a tat of Lundqvist on their lower back. It could be a brutal Memorial Day weekend for Ranger fans. Listen after the game just keep your mouths shut so the Devil fans don't kick your asses.Tortorella said to pray, well I guess his prayers weren't answered, The good Lord isn't a Ranger fan, he ain't got the time to wait between Stanley Cups. Somebody better place Tortorella on a sucide watch, please remove any belts, shoe laces and bed sheets from his room. Hey Rupp, why don't you punch Brodeur in the chest on more time you jackass. Hey Ranger fans I guess chanting Marrr-ty Marrr-ty didn't work for you guys. Better start cheering Lundqvissst,Lundqvissssrt then maybe he can block the puck because he got beat worse than Rodney King. Rumors have it The Yankees could be for sale. Maybe some Wall Street douchebag could buy them, then issue an IPO and swindle the investors out of their money. Oh I forget, they just did that with Facebook. These guys make the mafia look like legitimate business men. God help the Yankees if Charlie ( The Douchebag ) Dolan buys the Yankees. Get ready for your team to finish in last place every fucking year. Mets play the Padres tonight, somebody shoot me. Can't wait to see Ike Davis pop up or strike out. I bet 500 bucks his batting average drops below .150 tonight. The only sport that matters this weekend is the Indy ( Left Turn ) 500. If you want to see what middle America looks like turn on you TV's. I didn't think we could produce so many RV's. People sitting on lawn chairs with their gravy stained tees, drinking bud, with a Marlboro dangling off their lip. These people have one tooth and the one thats left they aren't taking very good care of. I'm going with Mario Andretti.