WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN NY SPORTS

Did the Rangers have a goalie last night or was that a 3D image of Lunqvist in front of the net. Wow! Dah Rangers are changing their name to the N.Y. Pansies. What a bunch of whinny bitches led by the head bitch, Tortorella. Somebody get this cry baby a fucking towel. Are we playing hockey or ice ballet. Nice cheap shot by Rupp bunching an old man in the chest. Hey Rupp, don't bunch the goalie try and score a goal you asshole. Message to the Ranger players::: If your going to start a fight with the Devils you better bring in some back up. So the score last night was the Devils' 4 Rangers' SUCK. Like the soup nazi would say " NO STANLEY CUP FOR YOU" Just get the fuck out. You can tell the Yankees are in last place, you don't see their so called fans wearing any Yankee crap. Talk about douchebags, their fan base has a bigger bunch of yuppie scum than the Red Sox. The Yankees make the Mets look good. Jeter is to busy making Ford commercials, Sabathia is is to busy doing Subway commercials, ARod is to busy banging blonde chicks and Teixeira is to busy having a coughing fit. Too bad there isn't another spot after last place because the YANKEES SUCK. If you can't beat K.C., fughgetaboutit. Talk about suck, how about them Mets. Wright continues his torrid pace of hitting singles with nobody on base, Davis continues his torrid pace of not hitting and Nieuwenhuis thinks center field is in left field. Jason Bay will be coming off the mentally disabled list so we can watch him strike out at every at bat. If you can't beat the Pirates, fughgetaboutit. I was just informed that the nag of a horse Went The Day Well just crossed the finish line.send that fucking horse to the glue factory. The ex-coach of the N.Y. Knicks ( another N.Y. team that sucks ) Mike D'Antoni says he quit and was not fired by the Porky Pig look alike Dolan. D'Antoni said he realized he sucked as a head coach over a bowel of linguine. So N.Y. Fans " WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR". We always have the JETS. OMG