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Well N Y Knick fans your misery will come to an end shortly. Guess what happens when you punch a glass enclosed fire extinguisher? You have to go get stitches, ask Amar'e. I guess nobody ever accused this stupid ass of having a brain. Listen if you are going to punch something why not punch that stupid looking owner of yours, Dolan. This morons contract should be voided today. You really didn't think the Bloods were going to beat the Crips. The series will go at least 5 games because Dolan has to pay the rent. The rich plantation owners have aleady discussed how this will all go down, trust me. The race in the AL East is really tightening up with the resurgence of the Red Sox. All the teams are now just 3 1/2 games out of last place. Fenway is stocking up on that swill they call Sam Adams and on Fan Appreciation Day they will be handing out Ted Kennedy Bobblehead Dolls. Any fan wearing a Buckner jersey will get free sandpaper for life. How about those Marlins, They play in a stadium thats looks like it was painted by Salvador Dali on crack. Jose Reyes is batting .220 and they are 6 games back and 6 games under.500. and the manager loves Fidel Castro, what a fucking mess. Que Pasa? Listen if you can't sleep and your ambien isn't working why not catch the Yankees at home playing the Orioles. Watching my clothes going around in the dryer is more exciting. Hey Girardi hows that Jenny Craig diet working out for you? If you lose a few more pounds you will get that skeleton look your trying to achieve.Is Brian Cashman still trying to pick up fat, drunk, physcho stalkers? Listen if your going to cheat on your wife please make sure she is smoking hot, otherwise you are embarassing yourself and you fan base. Well I'm routing for a Devils - Rangers series, I love when the Devils beat their opponents senseless. Besides who wants to see a team that comes from a city with a cracked bell and row houses win anything. The best thing about Philadelphia is seeing it in your rear view mirror.