FOREIGN FUCKIN TRUCK DRIVERS

Can somebody tell me how a truck driver who can barely speak fuckin english gets behind the wheel of a fuckin Semi and wanders into the the City of Chicago looking for the biggest building from here to ten buck two.Does Garmin make a GPS you can set to a Russian language. First off, what doesn't this stupid bastard understand. "NO TRUCKS ON THIS ROAD LOW BRIDGE". This sign even has a picture of a truck with a red line thru-it. ( Notice I mention RED LINE ) What about the sign before you go under a bridge, 12' Clearance. Okay, if you can't read this sign it also has a picture of a crushed trailer on it. WHATSA MATTA do these pictures look different in other fucking countries. I'm still trying to figure out how the Russians found there way to Berlin. Doesn't Minsk have any Bridges or Parkways? What is the requirement for these guys to pass a road test here, sign their fucking name? Maybe the textbooks should have a picture of a bridge with the word NYET on it. WTF. I am guessing the Russian immigrants are good at something but it ain't driving tractor trailers. On second thought do they even have a license to drive a truck or maybe its just for limos. Listen guys stick to what you do best, DRINKING VODKA, because you are driving me to fuckin drink. How fucking hard is it to figure out you are on the wrong road when all you see are cars. Listen to me you communist bastards I can get past the language barrier, it's the "stupid asshole barrier" I am having a problem with.