AND THEY ARE OFF AND RUNNING

HEYYYY,Fuhgetabouit. Saturday it's the Sport of Kings, The Belmont Stakes. Over 110,000 homeless people will be crammed into Belmont Park to watch "I'll Have Another" have to get euthanised after he approaches the top of the stretch. This nag ain't running with his "Breath Right Nasal" Strips. Can anybody say Elmers glue factory. Anyway who wants to bet a fuckin horse that will pay 2.10. Oh yeah, I know EVERYBODY. Lets be honest this ain't no Secretariat or Man O War. The scent of Drakkar will fill the air, the parking lot will be filled with every Cadillac CTS imaginable, there will be more people with just one arm left on their eyeglasses, no heels left on their shoes and buttons missing from their shirts then you have ever seen. all hoping this is the day they step up from Pabst Blue Ribbon to a Heineken. Well guess what, it aint gonna happen. Whatsa Matta! you didn't see Dullahan on your Racing Form. Every horse entered has a chance because none of them have ever gone a mile and a half. So eliminate Union Rags because anything with Union in it having to work that hard will be finished at the eighth pole. So here are my picks, take Dullahan and Paynter and wheel them. Then take Paynter and Dullahan and wheel them. 40 Bucks, If you aint got the forty trust me there are guys at the track that will loan you the money. Rememeber look for the horse that is sweating, having nervous twitches and a white residue under his nose. Bingo, thats the winner. Now if the stupid ass maintenance workers at Belmont can keep the lights on it should be a good day. Mets play the Yankees tonight. Wait till you see this crowd. The white yuppie douchebags from Greenwich who just got done fucking Facebook investors out of their money and the crowd from Queens who never heard of Facebook who you can't fuck out of any money because they ain't got any.Trust me Murderers Row wasn't named after a great Yankee team, it's the block before you get to the stadium. The Devils survive for one more game, enuf said. Dodgers swept the Phillies, how great is that and Go Celtics. I will see you at the Cashiers Window.