THE LAKERS

There is a big mess in Tinseltown. First The Lakers traded Lamar Odom to dallas and what I heard, it was because all the celebrities who go to the game could not deal with the douche bag kardashian sisters because kims ass got in the way of the players leaving the bench and also blocked the floor seats. Thats one big fuckin ass so they ran his ass out of town, then they got beat by The Thunder. The fuckin Thunder? you gotta be kidding me. Jezzzzzz, The Heat beat The Thunder, how fuckin hard can it be. And Now Ramon Sessions just told then to take this job and shove it. I think with a name like Ramon Session he must be hung like a friggin horse and rumors are he went into the porn biz and will make more than the measly 4.5 mil The Lakers were going to pay him. I still can't believe they couldn't beat a team from Oklahoma, WOW.... Kobe has 2 years left on his contract and will be 70 when his contract expires. Thats 70 in basketball years, he is shot. How is he going to play the next two years using a walker and an oxygen tank on his back. I got an idea, why not bring back Phil Jackson, no, not to coach but to play. Listen since you are down a point guard why not ask Sasha Vujacic to come out of retirement. What ever happened to Javaris Crittenton? was he ever convicted of murder. Maybe he's available if he's not serving 20 to Life. Well judging from some of these names it seems to me the next point guard won't have a name like George or Bob. Just find somebody without a fucking rap sheet would be an accomplishment. No wonder Jack goes to the Laker games, its like one flew over the cuckoos nest. Whatsa matter you couldn't be a Celtic fan.